I’m Dying With The Chicago Cubs Part 1

I’m trailing the Cubs the last 4 home games of the year. Last night we sucked a big fat one, then gave everyone a shot of life/cortisone then we turned around and sucked another fat one all in the same game. Blows. I’ll be back tomorrow morning with the results of game 2. Cubs are 4 back with 6 remaining against the cardinals and they fucking suck even if they’re better than us. I hate those assholes. I hate all of this. Follow me on Instagram it’s supposed to be important.